Kitchen disaster

So I made a large tray of nachos for dinner. First I turned on the oven to warm. What's that smell? Mark had put something in there that I wasn't aware of. Remove melting plastic tray and throw away. Let smell clear out, heat oven up and put nachos in. Time to put on the cheese. I pull the tray out and my oven mitt must have been wet because it sizzled and the heat came right through to my hand. I tried to quick get it on top of the stovetop before I dropped it. Didn't get it up all the way, it tipped off the stovetop face down on the rug. Scorched the rug, nachos all over the place. Started to clean it up, dropped the tray AGAIN. Threw the whole mess away.

In my head I'm Martha Stewart. 

In reality, I'm Lucy. (sighs)